Oh. My. God. I’m kicking myself in the head right now for not thinking of this idea first. This is probably the best invention of the 21st Century, right after the kitchen sink and the reinvented wheel.
It’s the DVD rewinder.
It’s simply another necessity for the tech-savvy audio- and video-phile. How better to take care of your large collection of B-Movie and SciFi DVDs than rewinding them after watching. Don’t rely on your DVD player to rewind, because you might just damage the rewinding mechanism (rembember, the player is for playing, the rewinder is for rewinding). This is perfect if your DVD player does not have built-in rewinding capabilities.
And all this for a discounted price of $16.49! That’s a sweet deal!
Too many DVDs, and CDs and not enough time to rewind? Are your DVDs running a bit too slow? The DVD rewinder is the perfect solution! This novelty rewinder comes with the exclusive Centriptal Velocity Spindle providing the world’s fastest DVD rewind!
The DVD Rewinder is a great gift for the technical savvy, the couch potato, teens with too much time on their hands, and the gadget buff! Novelty for you or gag gift for a friend.
Now you won’t have to pay NetFlix an extra charge for sending back un-rewound DVDs. Now you won’t have to hurt your finger spinning your DVD to rewind ’em manually. And you won’t have to worry about your auto-rewinding DVD player getting broken easily because you use it as a rewinder. Just pop the disc into the DVD rewinder after watching, press a button, and watch your disc spin and spin for a few minutes until it stops.
It’s as simple as that!
This will go perfectly with my solar-powered flashlight and instant water-in-a-pack (just add water).
Okay, folks. Before you think I just escaped the loony bin, I might caution you that there’s such a thing as satire. No, I didn’t fall for it. And no, I’m not inventing this. There is such a thing as the DVD rewinder and it is being sold for $16.49. And it has been for sale for more than four years now!
Now before you think other people who bought this item have broken lights up the attic, this thing is actually meant for the intellectuals. Yes, it’s meant to be a joke: either as a novelty item for you, the braniac techie, or for you to gift it to your gullible friends. Or perhaps you, the braniac techie could gift it to your other geek friends just for the kicks. Hey, I bet this would be popular come this holiday season!
Imagine the therapeutic effects of hearing the whirring sound of your DVD spinning right after those exciting, explosive moments of watching the latest action/suspense thiller. You can even install your own sounds or choose among several pre-recorded “DVD rewinding” sounds from the site–you can download custom MP3s from your computer onto the rewinder.
And it runs on batteries, too! Great for those long flights where you just need to watch a video on your laptop.
I hear it won’t work with CDs out of the box. But you can purchase an add-on pack just for this purpose. Now that‘s a versatile little machine.
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