I’ve always said that in my next life I’d like to come back with the looks of Brad Pitt, the voice of Bono and the writing skills of Dave Eggers.
Thanks to the latter, all of your time travel needs can now be met. Actually, they already have.Â Welcome to the Echo Park Time Travel Mart, the retail component of Eggers’ empire which centers around a free literacy and writing center for kids.
If you happen to be in Los Angeles and near Sunset Boulevard, feel free to pick up a bottle of socialism, a jar of leeches or a can of Mammoth Chunks.
Aside from the wickedly clever products, you also can drop off your child (aged 6 to 18) for drop-in, one-on-one tutoring,Â Monday through Thursday from 2:30 to 5:30 p.m.
You can pick up some canisters of Robot Emotion for the future. And some Caveman Candy for you kid. cause their grades will soar.Â We know.Â We’ve been to the future.