Feb 28 2008

Captain Kirk’s Guide to Women

Posted by Jaren as Cool Stuff, Gadzooki News, News

Captain Kirk’s Guide to Women (Star Trek) (Paperback)

The Legendary Men Of Romance — Casanova, Don Juan, James Bond, move over because only one man can teach us how get every woman we want, even if it’s anywhere on the planet or the whole freaking universe.

“one man can boast that his seductive powers take him boldly where no man has gone before: James T. Kirk.”

Captain Kirk’s status as an interstellar stud is proven by his ability to seduce any woman, in any situation, in any part of the galaxy. From high-society princesses to unbalanced Orion slave girls, from gender-switching shape-shifters to emotion-deprived androids — they all swoon, acquiesce, and malfunction from just one kiss.

Geeky boys and fan boys will definitely enjoy this stellar find as we prepare ourselves to be educated to be the geeky interstellar stud muffin that we are.

Captain Kirk’s Guide to Women is the first book to answer this question by probing deeply into Kirk’s character, charisma, and seductive techniques, making it possible for any man to model himself after the Casanova of the Cosmos. It is also the only warp-powered romance manual written with enough wit, charm, and humor to help the female of the species make first contact.

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Mr Butterscotch
29|Feb|2008

When it comes to women and sci-fi, nobody does it better… Makes me feel sad for the rest…

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